Drink Check: Stealing Cowboy Valor to Pass the 'Pool Party Test'

Welcome to another edition of Drink Check, a semi-regular Patreon-exclusive Throwing Fits publication all about booze edited by two-time James Beard award-winning drinks journalist Dave Infante of Fingers.

I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news, Throw Gang. Which do you want first? Oh, right, you can’t respond, this rhetorical device only works in dial…