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The Throwing Fits Met Gala 2024 Roast

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James Harris
May 08, 2024
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Ayo, normally we'd hit you with the royal we, but I'm too hungover from all the sick Met Gala after parties (derogatory) I went to so you're just gonna have to deal with it. It's Larry btw. I am legit running on fumes rn aka secret Marb lights, peppermint Zyn and sparkling green apple cherry Celsius (DELICIOSO). Basically, Jim and I were cooking in the …

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