Welcome to another edition of The Thursday Dumper, a Throwing Fits semi-regular Patreon-exclusive publication all about jawnz—which, where and why to cop them.
"I mean, can you blame me? Show me a better loafer for under $300 and I'll call you a liar. Jimmy and I couldn't be more hyped on how these turned out and hopefully you feel the same way. If you don't, feel free to keep that bit to yourself. Pre-order ends Friday at 11am EST because apparently that's actually a 72 hour window. Who knew?" - Larry