The Thursday Dumper: 4/8/21

Welcome to another edition of The Thursday Dumper, a Throwing Fits semi-regular Patreon-exclusive publication all about jawnz—which, where and why to cop them.

"If you're a genius looking to kill some time until your TF x 3sixteen summer fatigues touch down, a bozo who fucking blew it or just anyone reading this who has legs, consider joining me in stealing some service industry valor via Service Works' chef pants. I wore my gingham joints to pod yesterday and my dick was feeling so easy and breezy I found myself absolutely reveling in diametric opposition to White Boy Summer's shortsighted no picnic table looking ass shit policy. Sorry, Chet." - Larry