The Thursday Dumper: The Only Gift Guide That Matters™ 2023

Welcome to another edition of The Thursday Dumper, a Throwing Fits semi-regular Patreon-exclusive publication all about jawnz—which, where and why to cop them. Enjoy today's steamy link dump.

"As your humble dumper EIC I have the editorial power to kick things off up top with a little top of the self-suck variety. Let our own custom scent of orange, thyme and black pepper envelope you and your loved ones this holiday season while you still can as there are only a few tins of our incense collab with Cremate left." - Lawrence