The Thursday Dumper: The Only Gift Guide That Matters™ 2022

Welcome to another edition of The Thursday Dumper, a Throwing Fits semi-regular Patreon-exclusive publication all about jawnz—which, where and why to cop them. Enjoy today's steamy link dump.

"We all need to be paying more attention to the fire coming out of the Korean peninsula (jawnz, not bellicose rhetoric and ballistic missiles) and might as well start with Merely Made. These jumbo sweats are the perfect portal into a realm of more avant garde bottom silhouettes, or to spend an entire Sunday on the couch alternating between beating the spread and beating your meat." - Jimmy

"If you want the full routine peep the marathon we ran with the Dewy Dudes homies, but at the end of the day I'm a barsman. This new H24 line from Hermès is a banger (has anybody checked in with A24?) and at $39 this is easily the cheapest rich guy shit on the list. Straight up, I have never felt fresher than starting my day with it." - Larry